May 2013
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
earthnation:
my heart is full of hate and swag
dampsandwich:
the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
unabused:
i wonder if chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir in america then find out it was made in china
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together
thats the quickest ive lost a follower
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
yahoo sucks pass it on
freakvevo:
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
ign0retheign0rant:
hamfarto:
hamfarto:
im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years
I mean life
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
danbutt:
no
one
cares
that
you
queued
that
post
